Now, with more HOLES!
If you want to romanticize him, buy him flowers. If you want to DICKMATIZE him, just slide into our DICKMATIZED JOCK (and soon you’ll be slidin’ into him). He won’t be able to resist the unique geometric design; the buttery soft, fingerable fabric; or the unique peek-a-boo cut-out that gives his hands and his mouth direct access to your ... wand. The DICKMATIZED JOCK comes with all of our signature hardware and branding and is guaranteed to get your man turnt and to get you turned OUT.
